To dilly-dally is divine.
OK, this is really sick. A couple of psychos have invented a new food product – Hufu – that mimics the taste and texture of human flesh. The Hufu (like tofu) website calls it “the healthy human flesh alternative” for recovering cannibals or anyone who wants to do a Hannibal Lector. A single serving costs US$11.50 through the website but is currently out of stock.
And no, apparently, human flesh does not taste like chicken. According to the FAQs posted on the website, people meat is kinda like beef but “a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture”. Farking hell, they also have a recipe section where you can mimic classic cannibal delights, such as Aztec human stew and the ever-popular Dr Lector’s liver with fava beans.
What next, chocolatey poop?
Somebody hand me a bucket. Eeks, I mean pass, not hand.
And no, apparently, human flesh does not taste like chicken. According to the FAQs posted on the website, people meat is kinda like beef but “a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture”. Farking hell, they also have a recipe section where you can mimic classic cannibal delights, such as Aztec human stew and the ever-popular Dr Lector’s liver with fava beans.
What next, chocolatey poop?
Somebody hand me a bucket. Eeks, I mean pass, not hand.
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