They're the best, long weekends... especially when coupled with a one-week school break. Pity they're over so quickly. Darn it. Anyhow, the best story I read over a very leisurely Monday was:

A man charged with bestiality with seven rabbits and the mutilation deaths of 18 others has been granted bail pending his next court appearance. Brendan Francis McMahon, 36, a businessman, was ordered not to go within 50 metres of any pet store or go to rural lands.

Not sure if you've heard of it but this tale of sex, drugs and furry bellies has really captured Sydneysiders' kaypoh-radar. Apparently while on a reeeeally bad trip on ice, this yuppie tortured, skinned then FUCKED Bugs' brethren. Now Mr McMahon's been banned from the very places he sourced his sick kicks from. I'm sure there's a cruel-ironic-witty lesson in here we can all learn from, but, unfurtunately (hur hur), I'm too sleepy to even try.